Friday, February 17, 2012

Sakit Jantung Is Not Heart Ache

Malaysia is a multiracial and diverse culture nation. So the language evolve considerably between ethnic. Explanation for medical jargon can be a very confusing business. For once I cannot understand what my specialist explanation to his patient while doing his round. Below are the examples:



English: Sir, you had a heart attack. Coronary angiogram showed 3 vessels block and you need coronary bypass operation done early.
Malay: Pakcik, kamu kena serangan jantung. Angiogram menunjukkan 3 salur darah sumbat. Pakcik perlu buat operation untuk bypass pada masa yang terdekat.
Chinese: Pakcik, lu punya paip dalam jantung ada sikit masalah. 3 paip sudah sumbat. Lu kena kasi operate itu jantung kasi buat itu bypass cepat-cepat.
Indian: Ane itu jam hati manyak mati. 3 itu jalan darah sudah block. Manyak susah. Kena bukak itu jantung kasi baiki itu jalan.
Aborigine: Pakcik jantung ada masalah. Kena potong, tau?



English: The risk for angiogram is contrast related renal impairment, risk of stroke and myocardial infarction
Malay: Risiko untuk buat angiogram termasuk masalah buah pinggang, strok, dan serangan jantung.
Chinese: Itu angiogram boleh buat lu punya pinggang losak, otak jam dan itu jantung losak juga
Indian: Itu jam u buat angiogram, boleh bikin itu buah pinggang ada masalah, itu otak boleh strok, dan itu jantung boleh block.
Aborigine: Pakcik jantung ada masalah. Kena angiogram, tau?



English: Sir, your heart function is worsening, please mind your fluid intake and take your medication regularly.
Malay: Pakcik, jantung pakcik sudah lemah, kena jaga-jaga minuman dan ingat makan ubat.
Chinese: Lu punya jantung sudah lemah. Itu air kena control betul-betul, ubat kena makan betul-betul
Indian: aiyo, itu hati manyak lemah. Itu air jangan kasi minum manyak-manyak. Itu ubat makan ikut itu jam. Jangan lupa-lupa
Aborigine: pakcik, jantung ada masalah. Kena makan ubat. Air ikut ini (hand pointing to the mineral water bottle)



There is more to learn in this life than medicine itself. Don't you agree?

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